For f*cks sake Spain, what are you doing?

They decided to fast track the Eurovision choice process by having the 3rd semi and the 2nd chance show on the same night, then decided to scrap the 2nd chance process and have the final on the same night... its now 1am in Spain and they are only up to the 3rd song out of 12 songs in the final.

Oh, and now theres technical problems! The stage has broken under the weight of a prop...
Just send someone!

I hope to god Spain never win Eurovision if this is the crap show they put on.

And Portugal isn't much better. 20 juries? 1am... still voting...
Flor De Lys has obviously won, so announce it, have them perform and finish already!

Ahh, the joys of webcasting mean I can see how bad acts/shows really are. Even Georgia had a better show than this.

I am aware that the actual Eurovision is just as long and drawn out, but its at least entertaining.

Did you all know that the show won't be starting in Moscow until 11pm at night? Its so its broadcast in central Europe during prime time. Means I won't probably leave the arena until 3am in the morning. And then we'll probably go to the afterparty. And then I have to leave my apartment by 10am the same day, and wander around until my overnight train to St Petersburg. Gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong two days.